Havent been here for ages
I am soooooooooooooo good, guys
My statistic is:
Smoke free days 414 days
Cigarettes NOT smoked 8,280
Money saved $7,286.40
Total savings $7,286.40
Good luck to everyone!
Havent been here for ages
just a quick update - i am still alive, i havent smoked for 167 days and saved $2939, which is unbloodybelievable!!!!
stay strong guys!!! it is worth it!!!
well i guess i can say
91 day - smoke free and $1600 saved
I have to make a confession tho - I went out last week, everyone smoked th cigars and i had tiny little bit, didnt feel well after as it was far too strong for me. And I didnt start smoking next morning either so i guess i can say 91 day smoke free.... or 90 days smoke free to be absolutely correct
I hope all of you r doing well too
All the best
Smoke free days 76 days
Cigarettes NOT smoked 1,520
Money saved $1,337.60
Forgetting what it was like to want to smoke very much and only some jackets remind that i smoked by still keeping a bit of cig smell
Remember approx 70 days ago i said that our blogs here reminded me spaceship pilots records: " 5 days...everything is ok... all systems r working...day 6 - cant sleep - have vivid dreams...."
Well I hope your flights r still going well and all systems r coping fantastic.
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Have a great day, smile and all the best
just an update
68 non-smoking days and nights
$1200 saved - can really see and feel it
All the best to everyone
Hope you r all well
Just reminding that i am still around and still smoke free.
My statistic for today is:
Smoke free days 58 days
Cigarettes NOT smoked 1,160
Money saved $1,020.80
How cool is that? And it is much easier now.. I mean almost effortless!
All the best for a weekend and I hope your ship is following in a right direction as well!
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call."
940 cigs not smoked, $828 saved and i ve gone through the cravings last week despite of the fact that we had a smoking visitor staying with us 4 a weekens!!!!
My second flu has become a tonsillitis. Last nite was the worst, i almost couldnt breath. For some reason i kept thinking about smoking..no...not in a good way...u know how when u have a flu or swallen glands and still want 2 smoke...u get your cig. and it tastes so horrible and it is so painful and u dont need it so much but... u smoke. Honestly i was thinking about smoking... but it was more thinking about the results of smoking, i was so worried if it is some kind of throat cancer or something....
I am so glad that i dont smoke any more and wish to stay smoke-free forever and i know my throat will be fine - it is nothing dangerous....
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
Have a nice day xxx
Well i have a flu again after only 1 month flu free
I wonder if my smoking protected me from any bugs, i have a feeling that i had so much chemicals inside me that they didnt let any outside bacteria to get in.
I dont like being sick, hate it, it is so not me.
Despite of the fact that i am sick & miserable again my jokes for today are:
The patient went to his doctor because he had flu, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but forgot to get the tablets from the pharmacy. Every morning, for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass. Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the soccer stadium, and once into the symphony. He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from his boss. One day he mislaid it. His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to the conservatory of music.
My dear doctor, I’m surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, because I have been practicing all night.
Have a nice day and beautiful weekend
Was reading the others blogs..totally agree with Kahomiro, i am so the same... It is my 41st day today, 4 last a couple of days ive had such a cravings! Not even cravings but something! Ive had the following thoughts since yesterday's morning: " if i have 1 cig i easily can stop after and it will be my ONLY cig!!" It does drive me nuts as i dont want to spoil such an achievement: 40 days, $700, 800 cigs - I LOVE IT!!!!
Well, wish me luck! i ll try to stay strong!!!!Everyone is so proud of me, including myself!
My jokes (a bit dirty) 4 today - to make your Monday better:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Have a nice day & a week!
And, honey,STAY STRONG!!!! i love you! (talking to myself at the moment..lol)
I hope u r all good today.
I am sooo looking forward to Friday, i am tired and last nite i wanted to smoke, but i didnt have any cigs, so i had a bottle of beer instead, which i did have, the cravings didnt go, so i had another one and another one - now i am at work, thinking it would be much better to have a tiny craving than such a massive headache..
My joke for today:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Bayleys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.
Have inner peace guys and a wonderful day xxx